Woodpecker Thought Extinct Rediscovered – Yahoo! News: “Interior Secretary Gale Norton said, ‘Second chances to save wildlife once thought to be extinct are rare. … We will take advantage of this opportunity.'”
I’m not sure what to think of that. Coming from Gale Norton, I suspect the part she was thinking but didn’t say was, “…and when I say ‘save wildlife’ I mean ‘save’ as in ‘save stamps’ – that is, capture them and put them in a drawer.” Maybe I’m too tough on Gale Norton. But can you fault me for it?
